Pappa wants mamma naked
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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