but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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