ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I know her cup size but not her name....
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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