I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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