I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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