didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
4 words: hood of his car
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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