We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
How naked do you want me to be?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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