Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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