Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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