what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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