You work out of a Hotel?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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