kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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