she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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