so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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