Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she smelled like a LAN party
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
