i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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