he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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