i may or may not be watching the land before time
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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