my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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