Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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