I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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