In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize