please come you make the beer taste better
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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