And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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