I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Dear god my vagina.
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