awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize