I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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