She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
The power of my boobs compel you
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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