I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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