I am spending my child support on dildos
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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