You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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