last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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