That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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