thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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