I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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