so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
sick fucks of a feather flock together
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I supernannyed him into submission
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Randomize
