i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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