Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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