if only i could text you this smell
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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