and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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