Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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