I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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