white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
My ass is underappreciated
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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