google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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