is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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