he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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