Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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