It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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