If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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