Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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