So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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