I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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