i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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