Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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